Funny, embarrasing moment
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| Tue, 12-19-2006 - 5:46pm |
Hannah had her final ballet class last night. The families are invited for an informal recital. There were about 30-40 people there watching. She did great. We were there for an hour, the first half regular class, the second half their dance. Dh, Kyle, Me, my sister, her dh, and two daughters, a friend, and my parents were all sitting in the back row on one side. As the girls are dancing away Kyle rips off the biggest loudest fart we've ever heard. The people in the front row turned around and gave us that opened mouth look of disgust and I can't believe you just did that. I wanted to sink into the floor. My whole family laughed hysterically, albiet as quietly as they could, with tears streaming down their faces. They are still laughing today. Right after the big one Kyle leans over to me and says "I have to let the dogs out", and jumps up and runs, litterally, out of the gym. He nearly ran over a ballerina. I tried to pretend none of it happened. They joys of the adolecent aspie.
BTW, the reason my family all thought it was so hysterically funny is because my brother did the same thing when he was Kyle's age except he did it in church on a metal folding chair during silent prayer.
Samantha

Glad to hear Kyle is keeping up the family tradition.
How did Hannah do at the recital?
-Paula
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Hannah did wonderful. We were very proud of her. I should see if I can post a picture.
Samantha
You know, I had a nephew who did this (years ago) during mass, on the wooden pews, right in the middle of a really important part of the service. To this day we still laugh about it!
Glad to hear the recital went well.
Amy
How funny! It reminds me of something my son did. My dh always takes ds (6) to Boy Scouts as that is their "thing". Well I had to fill in one evening and I took him. Mind you, I really don't know any of the other parents at all. So, all the kids are sitting in a circle taking turns talking about what they did over the weekend. My son told what he did and it was uneventful. Then when they are almost done my son raises his hands to tell the group/leader this: "um,uh I farted in my sisters face this weekend" I nearly keeled over in horror. Then the leader says "I think that is too much information", then he raises his hand and says "I like farting in my sister's face". I could have died!
BTW, I haven't been back to that troop again!
This is so funny! Well if your whole family is laughing hysterically, there's no getting away with it by you looking around for the "culprit" (pretending it wasn't your clan).
For what it's worth, I would have turned around to look, but I wouldn't have given a disgusted look. Do any of these people have kids? LOL
My dd did that a year ago in a gym filled with people. There were no seats left available. She wasn't loud, but she was potent. People still looked at us anyway and cleared the area. She sure found a way to get us seats! So embarrassing!
Loved "let the dogs out" ROFL
On the bright side, it will be one of the most memorable recitals in a long time.
ROFL!
What 6yo doesn't do that? Your was the only one to admit it in public!
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There's a farter in every family...
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Ah, a moment to cherish forever.