A Giggle for this morning

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Registered: 03-21-2003
A Giggle for this morning
Wed, 09-10-2003 - 9:35am

Whoever wrote this must of been remembering me and my kids....LOL

This is guaranteed to make anyone who has potty trained a kid laugh!

You'll laugh even if you haven't potty trained one.

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked>to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No."

I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"

"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo.... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled...."SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"

While 20 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son" my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."

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Registered: 06-25-2003
Wed, 09-10-2003 - 9:46am
Thanks, You made me laugh on a bad day.



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Registered: 07-11-2003
Wed, 09-10-2003 - 4:03pm
ROFL, Eva has done stuff like that! Not quite so 'public', tee hee. She usually keeps her audiances to about 10 people or less.

Too funny,