OT- Get this fetus out of me!!!!!!!!!
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OT- Get this fetus out of me!!!!!!!!!
| Tue, 11-07-2006 - 8:42pm |
OK, I am officially done, stick a fork in me, roast me over the spit one last time, give me the ketchup bottle final

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So, Dee, hows the pregnancy going? I mean do be bashful. Tell us how you REALLY feel!
I have so been there. In particular with Emily (my #3). She was 2 weeks late and I was powerwalking the house trying to get her to MOVE OUT! I told her she had her eviction notice and it was TIME TO MOVE ON!
I personally hate being pregnant. Love the babies, hate the preggers part.
In the grand scheme of things it will be over very soon, but to you that soon will feel about a million years from now. Sorry can't be of much help or even sympathetic. But I will drink a beer for you!
Renee
Dee
"Boy, girl, hermaphrodite....I don't feckin care, I just want it separate from me."
Did ya hear about the Dublin woman who was told her baby was a hermaphrodite?
Dublin Woman: "What's Tha?"
Doc: Well. Your baby has both male and female sexual organs."
DW: "Oh."
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(((HUGS))) Dee.....I remember those days......Jack was over a week late and I had had enough....I told my DH to stay home from work because this was going to be Jack's birthday......we went and had some mexican for lunch and we walked around the mall (actually I waddled) and then we went to the hospital. The nurses asked if my water broke and I said no....they asked if I was having contractions and I said no......they tried to send me home and I said no.....I told them to call my doctor......my doctor knows me......she showed up within 15 minutes and broke my water for me and then Jack was born a couple of hours later......
hang in there......the Guinness will wait
(SMILE)
Christie
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I soooooo remeber those days! I simply do NOT envy you right now. I'd says "HUGS!" but I bet right about now you don't want anybody touching you unless they are in medical scrubs and telling you to ~PUSH~.
Here's to hoping you get through your last month with as many boughts of unconsciousness as possible.
~Candes
Dee,
I never understand women who "love" being pregnant. It always felt like being invaded to me and I never remember complaining as much as on both of my pregnancies. That's why DH got the snip as soon as Ella was born!(((HUGS))) It'll be over before you know it!
Teresa
My daughter was a little late so the doc told me having lots of sex helps stimulate contractions or whatever.
Why is it that docs advice for longevity, less cancer and all that involves more sex???
Hey, maybe if I had less sex, I wouldn't be in this position for months.
Okay, so now in addition to feeling like you are the U.S.S. Missouri, you're supposed to have lots of sex. I hope that helps.
Like sex when you are that big is even tempting!
I remember when the doc first mentioned that DH gave me a look and I told him to just get it out of his head cause it WASN"T HAPPENING! That is until I was REALLY sick of being pregnant and willing to try anything. BTW, didn't work.
Renee
Trust me I have so much pelvic pressure right now, Brad Pitt wouldn't be allowed near me.
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