teeny silly mini script

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teeny silly mini script
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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 10:03am

Picture it......


Fade in to family evening: Mother (dashingly beautiful in 6 year old Pooh bear jammie shorts, and undersized tank top should have been retired years ago-never mind the 6 month pg belly), is fighting with oversized 6 year old to get into Pj's and night pullup.


Enter stage left, suave and sophisticated dh to save the day, (he has finally lost to computer boggle game); tries to duck out when he witnesses iMother getting 6 year

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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 10:43am

ROFL!!!!


-Paula

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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 10:50am

ROFLMBO!!!!!

GOD i needed that. A good laugh is always a wonder!

So what did you say to said dh? Did you make some snarky remark? I sure would have.

Renee

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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 11:06am

ROTFLMBO!!!

How can you be mad at dh? He did exactly what you asked him to do, lol!

Samantha

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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 3:23pm

That's the funny part, I'm not really all that mad at him-It's classic dh.

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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 8:06pm

That is so hilarious!

It reminds me of one time, shortly after we got the dx, when my son was in the bath. It's always been hard to get him out of the bath once he's in, because he hates the feeling of water drops on his skin. DH says, "David, you want to get out of the bath now?" Apparently that is British for "It's time to get out of the bath now." I discreetly reminded him that we were supposed to be direct and say what we mean. So DH says, "Oh, uh, right." He puts on his sternest voice and says, "David. WILL YOU GET OUT OF THE BATH NOW?"

Uh, hello?

In all fairness, my DH does a LOT to help out. Lots and lots.

Evelyn

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Fri, 09-01-2006 - 5:41am

Dear Dee,

HILARIOUS! And I am picturing those jammie shorts, very cute!

Sara

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Fri, 09-01-2006 - 4:09pm

You mean it's NOT just my DH? ~SNORT~ Of ocurse, mine is actually dx'd AS, but STILL!

I've been working a lot lately getting a trilogy done for my new publisher and have been having to rely on DH to do things like cook. The first time I asked him to cook dinner he did, no problem... and it sat on the stove until one of the teenagers came into my office (45 minutes after it was done) and said "His MajAspie followed 'directions' again. Did you intend for him to actually SERVE dinner too? Should I tell him or do you want the honor?" **blink** It's now the 12yo's duty (Miss 'happy to micro-manage your every waking moment') to make sure the table gets set, dinner gets served, and everything is cleared on nights when I'm locked in my office working. She digs the responsibility of being MiniMom, but ~SHEESH~!

~SG1_Niner

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Fri, 09-01-2006 - 4:53pm

LOL.....too funny!

Thank you for the chuckle.....it's been a rough first week of school....I needed that.

Christie

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Fri, 09-01-2006 - 9:33pm
MajAspie? Too funny.It brightend my night.
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Sat, 09-02-2006 - 3:39pm
My ASDs live for puns and hard earned nicknames. I live in a world written by Piers Anthony.

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