What gift is Mom begging for?
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What gift is Mom begging for?
| Tue, 11-27-2007 - 10:01am |
Dear Santa,
I would like a fast metabolism and a way to take 278 vitamin pills a day without the nasty aftertaste.
If you could fit it in your sleigh, a new livingroom carpet woudl be much appreciated, as would the

LOL!
Dear Santa-
I've been a really good mommy this year.
Dear Santa,
Please oh, Please bring me the ability to make a decision and stick with it. Also, maybe you could tell me what I should do with my life now that my children are almost all in school and I'm finding extra time on my hands (but no extra cash for shopping that happens when I have extra time). So, I guess I'm asking for the next phase of my life. Requirements: a job with very flexible time, something where I can get all the kids off to school and be home when they get home after school, drop everything for an emergency IEP meeting or calls to help teachers who just don't understand my quirky kids, a HUGE salary, work that stays at work and won't interupt my sleep, and a dress code that includes jeans or khakis, tshirts and comfy shoes, no annoying co-workers, and reasonable hours. Oh and a short commute would be good, too.
I'd also really like a weekend away with DH if you could possibly fit that into your sleigh.
Thanks so much Santa for all you do. I'm trying really hard to be good, but it's oh so hard!
Dear Santa,
Please bring me back the body I had when I was 17.
Dear Santa,
I am still waiting for the Evil Kenieval (sp) set from 1981 that you sent the letter to tell me it was too expensive!!!
Dear Santa,
Dear Santa -
Oh jeez...you guys are all so funny!