Where's my Porrige?
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| Tue, 07-25-2006 - 12:53pm |
This was forwarded to me in an email, it is funny. How many times have you felt like this?
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's
been eating my porridge?!!," he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big
chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my Porridge?!!," he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we
have to go through this?
"It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who
woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the
coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from
last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who
went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the table, it was Momma
Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled
the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided
to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs, and grace Momma
Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause
I'm only going to say this one more time...
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!"

LOL! That's funny! Man, I feel like that a lot! In all fairness to DH, he helps out a ton, and is often the one to do most of those early morning things. Still, the kids certainly make me feel like that!
Thanks for sharing.
Evelyn
I believe I have said that same exact speech......LOL! Too funny!
Christie
HEY! I think those bears live in my house - except instead of Papa and Baby we have Josh and Ryan. And the conversation usually goes:
Josh - "MOM - can I play GameCube?" (At 6AM)
Mom - "Go BACK to bed - it's not time to be up"
Ry - "I up too - I have ceweal?"
Josh - "MOM - He's keeping me up - can I play GameCube?"
Mom - *snarl growl* "A 'GOOD MORNING MOM' would be a more pleasant way to wake up"
Sunday I loose my sanity again. Ry's at his dad's and Josh is spending some guy time with my dad. They'll both be back Sunday with middle brother in tow.