OT--Thanksgiving Weather Forcast

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Registered: 03-19-2003
OT--Thanksgiving Weather Forcast
Wed, 11-24-2004 - 4:25pm

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to
an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and
humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe
squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a
knife will slice through the turkey, causing an
accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed
potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce
creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for
the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the
beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and
taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat
sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be
expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered
soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup
develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low
as the only wish left will be the bone.



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Registered: 02-19-2004
Sun, 11-28-2004 - 7:14pm

This is very cute!