World's shortest fairy tale!!

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-24-2003
World's shortest fairy tale!!
1
Tue, 01-15-2008 - 11:27am
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot
water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never
wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her as*, had high self esteem,
never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was
pleasant all the time. .........THE END.....

Maria :)

Maria :)                


iVillage Member
Registered: 03-25-2003
Tue, 01-15-2008 - 8:30pm
was the guy cute????