Funny......

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Registered: 04-01-2003
Funny......
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Thu, 03-17-2005 - 12:25pm

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No. you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"

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Registered: 01-14-2005
In reply to: kimberly_sahm
Thu, 03-17-2005 - 3:50pm

My mum loves this joke. She recently told it to a friend who did not laugh ... and then, way too late, my

 

 

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Registered: 04-01-2003
In reply to: kimberly_sahm
Thu, 03-17-2005 - 9:58pm

Ooooo, that's bad!

I thought this was really funny this morning---it's been really one of the bright spots of today. ds isn't feeling well at all. Came home from K with a temp, ear ache and blisters in his throat. *sigh* It's gonna be a long night.