Funny Children's Prayers
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|Wed, 11-14-2012 - 8:19pm|
These are actual Children's Prayers reported by Moms and Dads...
Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday I'll show you my new shoes.
Lord, Is Pastor Dan a friend of yours or do you just know him through the business?
Dear Lord, I didn't think orange went with purple well until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night.
God, please take care of my family and take care of yourself. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess.
Dear God, in Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
God, I went to this wedding and they were kissing right there in the church. Is that OK?
Dear Jesus, It must be super hard to love all the people in the world, especially my brother.
Dear God, are you invisible or is that just a trick?
God, I want to be just like my daddy when I grow up but not so hairy.
Dear Lord, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't , who does?
God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Dearest God, we read Thomas Edison made light but in Sunday school they said You did it. I bet he stole your idea.
Dear Lord, I don't think anybody could be a better God, and I am not just saying that because You are God already.