Jewish Humor - Enjoy!

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Jewish Humor - Enjoy!
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Thu, 04-10-2003 - 8:10pm
A group of leading medical researchers has published data indicating

that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and

charoses. It seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the

Liver.

At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with

Metamucil. The brand name, of course, is..."Let My People Go."

Old Jewish men in Miami get hernias from wearing chai's which are too

heavy. This condition is called chaiatal hernia!"

If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what

does a mohel carry?

A bris kit!

JEWISH JEOPARDY: We give the answer, you give the question

A: Midrash

Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?

A: The Gaza Strip

Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?

A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke

Q: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater?

A: Sofer

Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

A: Babylon

Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

A: Filet Minyan

Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?

A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision

Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?

And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering

circumcisions via the Internet. The service is to be called..."E-MOIL."

Janet


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Thu, 04-10-2003 - 10:22pm
Good ones!! Thanks for the belly laughs, Jan! Added bonus: I felt pretty darn good because I actually "got" all of them, LOL (not a given with me, apparently, based upon some of the other jokes I've read posted on the Jewish boards!), so thanks for the boost in that department too ! "Bris Kit" and "E-MOIL" -- bwahahahahaha! ~ ruth

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Fri, 04-11-2003 - 6:39am
Babylon...Ain't that the truth?
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Fri, 04-11-2003 - 11:45am
Hee-hee Those are good ones! Thanks for posting. (nt)
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