I have something to say

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Registered: 07-07-2003
I have something to say
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Mon, 07-07-2003 - 4:39pm
This is Aunt Flo speaking. All of you are making me feel so sad. For years and years before you wanted to get pregnant, you used to love to see me come. Now, I even think about you, and you run into a closet! Listen, I have a job to do. With the economy as it is, I can't afford to just skip out on the only job that I have. Well, I hope that you all understand that I just go by a list that is given to me-it's not my choice. I may be checking in again from time to time, and if you want to talk to me, just type my name in your discussion title.

Toodles!

Aunt Flo

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Registered: 07-02-2003
Mon, 07-07-2003 - 4:42pm
LOL! Too much! Who are you *really*????? Oh, my you have me curious!

But Seriously- I hope you get laid off or FIRED! GO Bother some one else old lady!

;oD

 

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Registered: 07-07-2003
Mon, 07-07-2003 - 4:48pm
Really! Some people are so insulting! I am good at my job and you want me fired! If you want to know who I am, you will have to e-mail me at: floyouraunt@yahoo.com This is confidential information!
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Registered: 03-28-2003
Mon, 07-07-2003 - 4:49pm
SCRAM you beyoch!!! ;-)

Hit the pavement...find a new job ya hag!!!

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Mon, 07-07-2003 - 4:53pm
Aunt Flo,

Yes, I have prayed for your visits many times in the past. And was so grateful when you appeared on my doorstep. However, times have changed. I need some time apart - 9 months should do. So, I would appreciate it if you would just cross my name of of your list, if it happens to be there, and just pretend like you came. I promise that I won't tell any one!! I am sure there are MANY other qualified young ladies out there that are willing to keep you in business.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation!

-T-

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Mon, 07-07-2003 - 4:58pm
ROTFLMAO!!! This is too funny.

Ok, now, since you are just now leaving here, I would apprecaite a break! So, just skip my name on your list and keep moving.

Erin

Blessings, Erin

Email Me!! erinherron@yahoo.com

 

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Registered: 04-28-2003
Mon, 07-07-2003 - 5:09pm
Hey Aunt Flo,

You can drop by my place please. I'm going to Las Vegas in two weeks, and could use some fun. Havn't had alot of fun in a long time, and your visit would really help. But you don't have to stop by next month if it is out of your way. I live about 35 miles south of Seattle. It is about half an hour on the freeway. Unless there is traffic than it could take an hour. If you need further directions let me know. You have been here before, but you make lots of stops, so just a refresher. Take care and fly safe!

Stacy
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Mon, 07-07-2003 - 5:12pm
Hi Aunt Flo,

I understand that you can't quit your job, but how about a nice, long, all-expense paid vacation to a destination of your choice? No need to reply--just don't show up on the 19th and I'll send a check!

Thanks!

Your friend,

Shelley

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Registered: 07-07-2003
Mon, 07-07-2003 - 5:24pm
Aunt Flo appreciates the kind words. However, I have little control over my list, as you see I delegate much of it. But, there is always that chance that you aren't on my list...

Auntie
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Registered: 07-07-2003
Mon, 07-07-2003 - 5:24pm
Do you have any job prospects that I could look into?

Auntie
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Registered: 07-07-2003
Mon, 07-07-2003 - 5:26pm
Well, Erin. You see, Aunt Flo doesn't have a very good memory, so I probably will forget to cross your name off of my list. So sorry. But, maybe your name will never be put on my list..

Auntie

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