OK---We all need a laugh.....

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OK---We all need a laugh.....
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Mon, 08-04-2003 - 2:07pm
I was thinking of a way to pass the time and said to myself...you know the saying "you might be a redneck if...", well I was thinking you might be obsessing about that BFP if you........................


Look around constantly to see if anyone notices you touching your boobs more often than anyone should just to see if they are tender......


Now someone add something new that they are doing that is considered "obsessive".

Thanks...

Carrie

TTC#3, c2, cd25, 10dpo

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 5:52pm
You know you are obsessed when...

every cramp, twing, burp, hiccup, and sneeze could be considered a symptom...

i was so convinced that my first cycle was it...what else could all those things have been??????

Julie TTC1 C3 CD6

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 6:12pm
You know you're obsessed when: You associate every date you hear with what point you'll be at in your cycle. For example, you get an invitation to a party in the mail, and in your mind, you think, "I'll be 10 DPO then." I do that when I hear dates on TV...if I hear a movie is coming out August 12th, I think, "I could be PG by then!" LOL!

ADC ~ TTC #1, C4, CD25

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 8:49pm
I've almost done that a 100 times!! LOL!
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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 9:00pm
You might be obsessing...

*if you recheck your OPK/HPT about 50 times trying to decide if you really see a line or if you're imagining it!

*if you type in your information into the Due Date Calendar 3 times a day (or more), just to see when you might be due!

This is a great idea! Too funny!

Lynn

TTC#2, C2, 3DPO, CD16, AFNW 8/14-18th

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 9:17pm
OMG! I thought I was the only widow out there! I'm so with you! My husband has like 3 teams he's telling me about so that probably means he has 6! He doe sit all-football, baseball, racing. I have to get on the computer at work in order to check out the board usually. I have been on it almost as much as him since we started TTCing this month!

Too funny! LOL!

Tina, 24, TTC#2, C1, CD15, 2DPO

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 9:23pm
You know you are obessing when...

you keep recounting your cycle days thinking it has been more than what you are really thinking...

I do this constantly at work. I look at the calendar and count the days one by one at least 5 times whenever I think about a possible due date or a late ovulation date.

Tina, 24, TTC#2, C1, CD15, 2DPO

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 9:51pm
OK I have another one!

You know you are obessing when...

DH walks by the computer and asks what you're looking at because you're watching the video about "The Sperm's Journey" from the video that was posted earlier today...

LOL! DH says, "You've lost it, you know?" By the way, I think the videos were great--they kind make me feel like my chances of conceiving are even slimmer though! Those eggs and sperm have to do alot of work!

Tina, 24, TTC#2, C1, CD15, 2DPO

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 11:10pm


you know you're obsessing when......

i know i'm obsessing when every month i keep hoping AF never shows...(i can't stand hte sight of her now).

or you start thinking that the old wives tales could be something to go by. i was once told buying something expensive you know you can't really afford will make it happen. my dh and i bought a new car last month, af showed over this weekend. now we've bought new furniture and our second anniversary is next month.....i'm crossing my fingers and uncrossing my legs...

LMAO

lissa

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 11:23pm
FUNNY!!!!!!! I have done all of these! I have been ROFLMAO over this for the past 30 min!!

Another football widow here, shawn- almost as bad as hockey season! We fight on who's going to get on the computer first! Luckily i usually win!

You know you obsessing when:

You buy out Cvs's hpt stock on dpo 5- just incase!

You use your ultrasound machine at work on dpo 8 just to see if you can see anything! ( Last night I did this!)

And;

You get the magnifying mirror out for bathroom breaks to see if there is a speck of implantation bleeding on your very new white jockeys ( pack of 8 at Walmart)

Amy TTC #3 CD 24 dpo 9

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Tue, 08-05-2003 - 11:25pm
Too funny!

You know you are obsessing when...

Before TTC, you never had the desire to know where your cervix was, and now you check it's position every time you go to the bathroom!

Melissa

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