need a laugh? read DH's idea

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Registered: 03-25-2010
need a laugh? read DH's idea
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Mon, 09-06-2010 - 11:54pm
Ha, ha. We decided to go for DTD! Afterward we were discussing aspects of TTC such as temping, charting, checking for CP/CM....DH had some good questions, was silent for a few seconds and then started laughing. He wondered why someone hadn't invented a dildo thermometer. He said instead of beeping to indicate a temp reading it would vibrate. OMG! He said "Can you imagine how much money we could make? There would be women temping 5 times a day!" ROFL!!!! I was almost asleep but had to post this. DH wants your opinion: is he crazy or a genius? Either way, I can't stop laughing!!!
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Me(30), DH(30)...Our TTC journey:

~1993: Dx of bicornuate uterus (BU) on u/s

September 2003: begin wedded bliss! (on BCP)

Fall 2007: HSG results consistent with BU

Fall 2008: here we go, bye-bye BCP

November 2008: DH in hospital, ?CP/horrid AF

Winter 2008: back on BCP

Spring/Summer 2009: last chemo, radiation for DH

January 2010: bye-bye BCP, waiting

March 2010: green light to TTC

April 2010: BFP (4/1), beta ~900 (4/2)

May 2010: m/c (5/30) @12w5d

June 2010: regrouping, septum (SU) vs. BU

currently: awaiting surgery on 9/20


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Registered: 07-09-2010
Mon, 09-06-2010 - 11:58pm
HAHA! Thats funny! I actually thought of something today also. I want to invent a monitor type thing that takes your temp while you pee and then gives you your OPK reading and your temp. LOL! Like a little device that charts for you!
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Registered: 12-08-2009
Tue, 09-07-2010 - 12:07am
HAHAHA!That's a great one!
Lydia, tell your DH "thanks for the laugh!"
That is a hilarious idea!!!!
What would you call it, I wonder?!


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Registered: 12-14-2004
Tue, 09-07-2010 - 12:11am

Okay, I'm at my ILs, and the tv in my room gets only a few channels, so I'm very limited in what I can watch.

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Registered: 07-28-2009
Tue, 09-07-2010 - 6:16am
Hey, that is a GREAT idea! Develop a little machine that you feed a few drops off pee into and it spits out a whole little report! LH levels, hCG levels, temperature and emails you all this info pre-populated into a chart! Holy cow batman! If I could figure out how to invent this, I can have IVF ten times!

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Registered: 05-11-2010
Tue, 09-07-2010 - 10:56am

Hmmm, I like that it vibrates AFTER the temp is read, that way, the vibrations can't mess up the temperature by stimulating and warming up vaginal muscles. However, there should be an override button to turn off the temping mechanism, unless the design allows for the vibrator to keep going indefinitely after temping is done. ;-) Who knows, your DH's idea could be a great TTC tool--if the partners of temping women become aroused enough watching their women "temp" that they feel inspired to DTD first thing in the morning!

I dig it when TTC inspires men to embrace their creative side. Mine recently mentioned that he'd love to write a screenplay that begins with a woman on her back, hips elevated, legs crossed in the air after the TTC act. After he thought about it a little more, he even inserted some modesty for the hypothetical woman by saying that of course, her vag. wouldn't be on full display: either something like a towel or other piece of cloth would be laying on top of her girlie parts, or she'd have a thin sheet completely covering her. LOL!