Wondfo made me laugh

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Registered: 06-27-2006
Wondfo made me laugh
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Wed, 02-16-2011 - 3:11pm

I was reading the Wondfo instructions for the OPK's I got and I just had to laugh at the instruction that says: "This kit is for external use only. Do not swallow." Really? Did they have a whole bunch of people thinking that they were for swallowing? It just makes me wonder what prompts directions like that.

Anyway, I'm off to go pee on a stick.

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Registered: 07-28-2009
Wed, 02-16-2011 - 3:20pm
LOL I love those. One time Teresa read her progesteron suppository instructions and it said "insert one per vagina". Well how many do YOU have? I only have the one!
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Wed, 02-16-2011 - 4:25pm
Yes, that is funny...but you know I had a septum in my uterus? Some women are born with a septum from uterus all the way down. Also some women have 2 uteri, 2 cervix. Some women have a vaginal septum, essentially making 2 vaginas (and need 2 tampons for AF, one in 'each'). I suppose it might be possible, in this case perhaps, for there to be a need for such directions. Although really, in terms of dosage would you need more than one progesterone suppository at a time?

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Wed, 02-16-2011 - 4:30pm
omg! No! I did NOT know that! LOL Two tampons? Wow!
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Wed, 02-16-2011 - 6:53pm
Variations in human anatomy are amazing. Yeah, when I found out I was thinking how that would just not be fun and how much money you would spend. Ugh. LOL, also thankful I had a septum only in my uterus.

LOL, things like the wondfo directions do make me laugh. People.

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Registered: 03-01-2010
Wed, 02-23-2011 - 10:42pm

At the hospital I had my surgery at there is a sign above all the toilets that say "Toilet and urinals use reclaimed water... Do not drink". Well I am so glad they told me that, I always take a big ole drink out of the toilet when I go in the bathroom!!! LOL...

 
 
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Registered: 07-28-2009
Thu, 02-24-2011 - 6:03am
lmaoooo you know all of these warnings are because *somebody* already tried it! Hahahaha...my Estrace suppositories said "DO NOT INERT IN EYES" Hmmm, how would one even *do* that without seriously hurting themselves?
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Registered: 06-27-2006
Thu, 02-24-2011 - 10:23am
Oh my gosh LaRae and Michelle, we just laughed so hard at these. I was literally crying, I was laughing so hard! I just don't know what possesses people to even THINK of doing things like that.

LaRae, I'm with you - the thought of drinking from the toilet would never even cross my mind, until reading such a sign!
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