a bad night for tv....
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|Thu, 05-27-2004 - 4:11am|
My dh saw that I was watching such crapola and said where did my wife go, cuz I know that my wife doesn't watch this sh$t! I told him that at least it was good for a cat fight, cause boy did it get trashy tonight!!!! She accused the other wench of being a slut, the other wench said "at least I didn't take it to another level . Then one walks off and the other turns to the host and says "Dude, she is a b#$ch" and right there, I knew that I had really entered the 3rd ring of hell in television viewing!!!! Score one for masogynistic television producers everywhere!!! Boy, I was sure proud to be a woman after watching that crap!
So then, I flip over to American Idol, and while in my emotional state, I was quite wooed by Fantasia's rendition of whatever song she was singing that was meant to pull at my heart strings, I just couldn't help but scream at the tv "are you D E A F, America?!?!?!?"
I mean, yeah the girl has got a great set of pipes, but she belongs singing gospel at home with her 3 year old daughter, not becoming the next Britney Spears, bubble gum, souless pop singer!!!!! They showed her little daughter in the crowd and I couldn't help but think, "say good bye to your mommy, hunny, you are going to be raised by grandma now while mom goes out and sells her soul to the recording industry to make other fat, old men millions." Oh, then I thought, see what porcelin veneers buys you, the top spot in American Idol, cause lord knows that she never would have won if she still had that horrible smile with all those gaps in between her teeth!
Oh, lord help me!!!
I think I am just a wee bit cranky cuz dr PP's nurse called me today, and I have to go back in tomorrow morning to have MORE blood drawn!!!!! Dammit, will it ever end??? It even has to be a "fasting" blood draw, which means that I will be driving in bumper to bumper traffic for 1 hour without my morning cup of green tea or my morning bagel!!!! It gives new meaning to the term road rage!!!!!
Ok, I feel much better now...*whew*...I just needed a good b&$ch session. I feel much better now!