The "BITE ME" Idea..

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Registered: 02-19-2004
The "BITE ME" Idea..
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 12:21pm
Since I put this down in waiting to test, I think alot of people are missing it.. I want to give those of you who might not have seen it a chance to respond.. It is a great way for all of us here TTC to get out a little frustration...

It goes something like this..

TO all the women who only have to buy one HPT, and not one everyother day.. BITE ME!!

or maybe

TO all 3 of my SIL who are pg and keep asking me "SO when are you going to have a baby..." BITE ME!!!! (I borrowed that one from laura or katie.. sorry.)

and last but not least

TO those who get to have sex like normal people, No temps, no legs in the air, no "GET HOME RIGHT NOW HONEY!!"... BITE ME!!!

So for anyone wanting to get some it out, don't hold back...




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Registered: 02-11-2004
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 12:44pm
Since you moved it up here I thought I'd better put down my new ideas-again I hope I don't offend anyone...

For my niece's friends who are married & having families at 15 years old-BITE ME!

For my MIL who told another niece to tell me & DH that she "wants a baby for Christmas"-BITE ME!!! (But niece replied with, "Ewww-Grandma that's gross-you're too old to have a baby! hehehehe I think I'll have to pay her for that reply at some point when she gets older & understands how much I appreciated it.)



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Registered: 03-15-2004
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 1:40pm

I copied and pasted mine here too....

OK... here goes!

First of all, I second your BITES Melissa!!!

for those who don't realize how lucky they are to have healthy pregnancies and healthy babies- BITE ME!

AF and all

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Registered: 01-23-2004
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 2:06pm

Ok, here are


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Registered: 11-05-2003
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 2:28pm
To all of those women who are in the 2WW don't obsess over every little twinge/pain/feeling/IPS as being possible RPS - hehehehehehe BITE - ME!

Yeah, I'm definately obsessing...testing tomorrow.


~i~ 01/27/04

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Registered: 10-10-2003
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 3:48pm
Melissa, what a great idea!!

To all of those people who say stupid things after a miscarriage like "Oh well, you'll have to try again"--BITE ME!!

To all those people who think that miscarriage erase a pregnancy--BITE ME!!

To all unfit mothers who neglect or abuse or just don't value their children--BITE ME!! BITE ME!! BITE ME!!!!

That's better. Thanks!!


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Registered: 03-23-2004
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 9:39pm
this place is THE best!!!

Here are mine...

To my friend out of state who, figures out that she's 4 months pregnant and wasn't trying! BITE ME

To the people at work who think nothing happened! BITE ME

To the pregnant teenagers I always see in my OB/GYN! BITE ME

That felt good


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Registered: 06-21-2003
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 10:14pm
Wow I lurk here sometime and I really like this post! So here are mine:

To all those who say well it just isn't the right time BITE ME

To the girls in my playgroup who are about to have their babies (I was due next month) BITE ME

To those who said well this happened for a reason BITE ME!

And to all of the other stupid comments I get from people BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!



On hold till April 16 (when dh comes home)

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Registered: 09-25-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 12:02am
I love this idea!!!!!! Thanks for putting it here!!!!! Ok, I will have more in the future of course, but for right now, here goes...

To women who complain about having a boy/girl when they wanted the other....BITE ME!!!!!

To my family who said "Well at least you know you get pg easily, too bad they don't take"....BITE ME BIG TIME!!!!!!

To my dr who said you should be grateful you have at least 1....BITE ME!!!!

To the 19 yr old neice of a friend who just had twins with a guy who is not the father of her first son.....BITE ME AND USE A CONDOM NEXT TIME!!!!

To my rotten co-worker who was just complaining to me that she got pg while on the pill...BITE ME YOU B**TCH!!!!

And non pg related: To all you jerks who cut me off in traffic without using a turn signal....BITE ME AND LEARN TO DRIVE!!!!!

To my best friend who just moved to the mainland...Bite me cause I miss you!!!!!!

ok, all better now, but there will be more later, don't you worry!!!!


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Registered: 09-25-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 8:55am
To my mother, who no longer thinks my m/cs were a big deal now that my sister has given her a grandchild ----BITE ME!----

To the chick who thinks she's an expert on pg b/c she got pg quickly and had a super easy pg and delivery -----BITE ME!----

To the white trash friends of my DH who leave a loaded rifle out in the open in their bedroom with an 18 month old running around unsupervised and whose parents give them money for diapers and food b/c they're too irresponsible to take care of themselves and their child -----BITE ME AND I HOPE YOU ARE NEVER AGAIN ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE!----

To my ex-friend who got pg 4X b/c she "forgot" to take the pill and aborted all 4 without batting an eyelash not b/c she couldn't take care of them and not b/c she wasn't in a stable relationship but just b/c she wasn't through partying yet - then finally decided not to abort the 5th accident but just smoked and drank the whole pg and only gained 3 lbs and still gave birth to a healthy baby ----BITE ME!----

Finally, to the Universe that allows this to happen ----BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----


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Registered: 02-11-2004
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 9:12am
I thought of more last night that I wanted to add to my list!

To my x-BIL who told my sister that he'd stay with her if she gave him a son (after 3 healthy daughters)--BITE ME!!!

To my x-BIL who told his new wife that it was ok that she had another m/c (her 4th) because it was "probably just another girl"--BITE ME!!!

(Can you tell I don't like x-BIL very well anymore...)

To the guy who wrote a letter to the editor on the gay marriage debate & said that "the only true marriage exists when a man & a woman are joined resulting in the conception of a child"--BITE ME!!!

I'm sure I'll be back with more...