The "BITE ME" Idea..

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The "BITE ME" Idea..
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Thu, 04-01-2004 - 12:21pm
Since I put this down in waiting to test, I think alot of people are missing it.. I want to give those of you who might not have seen it a chance to respond.. It is a great way for all of us here TTC to get out a little frustration...

It goes something like this..

TO all the women who only have to buy one HPT, and not one everyother day.. BITE ME!!

or maybe

TO all 3 of my SIL who are pg and keep asking me "SO when are you going to have a baby..." BITE ME!!!! (I borrowed that one from laura or katie.. sorry.)

and last but not least

TO those who get to have sex like normal people, No temps, no legs in the air, no "GET HOME RIGHT NOW HONEY!!"... BITE ME!!!

So for anyone wanting to get some it out, don't hold back...

Melissa

~i~02/11/04

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Registered: 01-09-2004
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 11:10am
Okay, I only have one that I don't think has been said yet...

To the husbands who insist they don't want anymore kids, hardly spend any time with the ones they have, cheat, leave, and then marry the younger "other woman" AND START A NEW FAMILY......BITE ME!!!!!!!

Lisa

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Registered: 11-05-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 11:16am
To that #$&%@*$ BFN HPT this morning - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm determined to get a BFP next month!!!!

Shannon

~i~ 01/27/04

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Fri, 04-02-2004 - 11:37am
Here's mine....

To the people I work with, who I know are secretly praying I don't get pregnanct b/c they know I'll have to quit... BITE ME!!!!

To my 23 year old sister who has 3 kids, 5 and under and just found out pg again and constantly complaining about it ...BITE ME!!!!

To my SIL who is pregnant every 10 -12 months b/c she wants a girl (3 boys later), doesn't appreciate what she already has, doesn't take care of herself and drinks 8-10 bottles of mountain dew a day....BITE ME

Whew!! That felt good.

Misha

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Registered: 01-13-2004
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 11:40am
To my boss who referred to my emotional breakdown after loosing twins as "When you weren't feeling well" and expected me back at work four days after the d&c. BITE MY BIG FAT CELLULITE RIDDLED ASS.
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Fri, 04-02-2004 - 11:47am
OK, I agree with ALL of the "BITE ME'S" that you all said, but in particular wanted to give a SHOUT OUT to these two:

"To the guy who wrote a letter to the editor on the gay marriage debate & said that "the only true marriage exists when a man & a woman are joined resulting in the conception of a child"--BITE ME!!!" I saw that article too, and I wanted to KILL him!!!!!!!

"To the husbands who insist they don't want anymore kids, hardly spend any time with the ones they have, cheat, leave, and then marry the younger "other woman" AND START A NEW FAMILY......BITE ME!!!!!!!" All I can say is AMEN, and add this special BITE ME addition - when the "husband" is your FATHER and you are practically in a RACE to get pregnant before his new wife - what will it be, you d*ck, GRANDFATHER or FATHER AGAIN???!!!!

Thanks for the vent!!!!!

-Kelly

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Fri, 04-02-2004 - 3:03pm




Ooooo, I Love this idea!! Here's mine........


For my Aunt who told me after I m/c in Jan that it was "for the best" (she would rather

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Registered: 12-29-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 4:11pm
oooooooooooh this is fun (why don't we have a bite me emoticon?)

Ok. To my employee who is incredibly selfish, welfare receiving, scrawny, ditzy, never been on birthcontrol, has two kids, three abortions, about to have a fourth, doesn't even have custody of her two kids, has only known this "father" three months but is already 7.5 weeks pregnant with a healthy fetus that she is going to kill, who doesn't live a healthy lifestyle but that darned baby is flourishing anyway BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITE ME BITE ME BITE ME and by the way !#@% you too.

and to my friends, who say out of love "you can't let yourself be hurt and upset by that" I love you, but BITE ME

whew. That felt good.

Kether

Kether Married to Dave (12-6-2003) Mom to Liam (1-23-2005)
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Fri, 04-02-2004 - 4:22pm
Kether

ATTAGIRL!

Erin

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Registered: 12-29-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 4:23pm
I thought of another one!!!!

To the lady whose 26 year old daughter is pregnant out of wedlock and who is thinking of cutting them out of her life because it makes her look bad and she's so ashamed of her daughter BITE ME. Do you not know what a miracle conception is? Do you not know that EVERY baby is a joy and a miracle? Ok, I get it. Its not the best situation for a baby to be born into, but that isnt the baby's fault. you're more concerned about your reputation than an INNOCENT, MIRACLE, gift from God! Bite me.

Kether

Kether Married to Dave (12-6-2003) Mom to Liam (1-23-2005)
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Fri, 04-02-2004 - 4:29pm
I have another one.

To my dear sister who walked away from her precious son at the tender age of 3 to shack up with another guy in the trailer down the road and drink her 40's with her no bra titties just a flingin' in the air like the white trash that she is. BITE ME.

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