The "BITE ME" Idea..

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Registered: 02-19-2004
The "BITE ME" Idea..
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 12:21pm
Since I put this down in waiting to test, I think alot of people are missing it.. I want to give those of you who might not have seen it a chance to respond.. It is a great way for all of us here TTC to get out a little frustration...

It goes something like this..

TO all the women who only have to buy one HPT, and not one everyother day.. BITE ME!!

or maybe

TO all 3 of my SIL who are pg and keep asking me "SO when are you going to have a baby..." BITE ME!!!! (I borrowed that one from laura or katie.. sorry.)

and last but not least

TO those who get to have sex like normal people, No temps, no legs in the air, no "GET HOME RIGHT NOW HONEY!!"... BITE ME!!!

So for anyone wanting to get some it out, don't hold back...




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Registered: 04-02-2004
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 4:35pm
This is awesome. I laughed so hard at some...(amidst all this sadness...I'm smiling)

here it goes:

to the woman who had 2 kids out of wedlock before her 20s, then got married to a different man and had another 2 kids and got her tubes tide THEN had TWINS!! YES IT'S TRUE AND SOOO UNFAIR! BITE ME!!!!

to my dear friend who had an abortion at 18 then at 30 years old decides to abort again because she's not ready to settle down (she's been married for 12 years!!!!) and wants to travel and decorate her home first...BITE ME!

to AF...why do you come and visit when you are not welcome?!?!?! I don't want to see you for 10+ months....BITE ME!!!!


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Registered: 12-29-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 4:53pm

You crack me up!

I've got another one.

To the makers of pregnancy tests, who I bet you know that we at TTCAM are their cash cows, BITE ME. Bite me for putting our hard earned money in your big corporate wallet and smiling all the way to the bank while we POAS and then cry. Bite me for making even more money when we POAS again. Oh, wait. And we POAS again. and every time we POAS you make money.

I'll change my mind about that when I get my BFP. But for right now BITE ME.


Kether Married to Dave (12-6-2003) Mom to Liam (1-23-2005)
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Fri, 04-02-2004 - 5:07pm


Don't they know I am helpless. I have no control. I am a FREAK. A pee-on-stick freak. I guess I'm lucky that I don't drop my panties in the park when I see a stick on the ground.



I hate those people. I could afford to fly to China and adopt a precious little Chinese baby girl if I had all the money back that I spent on those sticks.

The funny thing is, I remember before we were married that I'd freak out every month and test if I was an hour late knowing my mother would KILL me for being pregnant and unmarried. Granted with a law degree and well into my thirties but dead nonetheless. Anyway, all those sticks wasted when it took so long to get pregnant at 38. And then there are the ovulation ones ...



Oh the injustice!!!!!!!

Have a great weekend!


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Registered: 12-29-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 5:30pm


I know what you mean. Its a great irony of the world that first you are scared to get pregnant, then you are scared that you won't.

thought some people don't seem to care one way or the other.


Kether Married to Dave (12-6-2003) Mom to Liam (1-23-2005)
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Registered: 02-04-2004
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 6:05pm

Oh this is fun!


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Registered: 04-02-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 8:09pm
Great post! I just have to write something!!

To AF who is taking her *%^#@& time on getting here...BITE ME!

To the girl I know who dumped her 2nd husband 5 months ago, met a guy the week later, moved in with him two days later and is now 3 months pregnant...BITE ME!

To my friend who is expecting the week after me and loves to go on and on and on about her pregnancy...BITE ME!!

To everyone who said it was for the best and it happened for a reason...BITE ME!!

To everyone who told me all about their previous m/c and wouldn't let me talk about mine as if it wasn't important...BITE ME!


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Registered: 11-16-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 8:26pm
This is the best post yet!!! Thanks for starting it... I can't resist..

To all the people who tell us at least we can have fun trying again.... BITE ME!!!

To the nonstop pg calls.. is everyone I know pg.... BITE ME!!!

To all the crack mothers who can't stop doing drugs even when they have a baby inside of them continue to do drugs and make excuses for doing it.... Grow Up .. Get clean.. and BITE ME!!!!

To all the young mothers who have kids and let there parents raise them,.. they need to realize how lucky they are and then they can BITE ME!!!!

Last but not least... To all those who don't have to POAS every freekin day.. BITE ME!!!!!

Wow, that felt great....



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Registered: 03-28-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 9:28pm
Can I join in??

To my MIL who said "well it was just too soon." when I had my m/c. (yeah I know my DS was only 6 months at the time, but we still wanted and loved our precious new gift) SOOooooo BITE ME!!!

And yes, MIL, I have put on some weight... SO bite me again!!!

Phew, that really did feel good!


DS 5/6/03

^i^ 11/29/03

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Registered: 09-29-2003
Fri, 04-02-2004 - 11:21pm
To turning 40 tomorrow and not being pregnant -- Bite Me!

To my sister who is always offering advise when all I really want is someone to listen -- Bite Me!

To my parents who have NOT ONCE asked me how I am doing since the first couple of days after my second m/c the day before Thanksgiving -- Bite Me!

To having people make comments like, "Don't you have enough already?" -- Bite Me!

Danelle (momoffive plus 2 angels)

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Registered: 12-29-2003
Sat, 04-03-2004 - 12:15am

Wow. I have two more. I must be rage filled.

To my mom, I love you dearly,

Kether Married to Dave (12-6-2003) Mom to Liam (1-23-2005)