The "BITE ME" Idea..

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Registered: 02-19-2004
The "BITE ME" Idea..
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 12:21pm
Since I put this down in waiting to test, I think alot of people are missing it.. I want to give those of you who might not have seen it a chance to respond.. It is a great way for all of us here TTC to get out a little frustration...

It goes something like this..

TO all the women who only have to buy one HPT, and not one everyother day.. BITE ME!!

or maybe

TO all 3 of my SIL who are pg and keep asking me "SO when are you going to have a baby..." BITE ME!!!! (I borrowed that one from laura or katie.. sorry.)

and last but not least

TO those who get to have sex like normal people, No temps, no legs in the air, no "GET HOME RIGHT NOW HONEY!!"... BITE ME!!!

So for anyone wanting to get some it out, don't hold back...




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Registered: 05-24-2003
Thu, 04-15-2004 - 9:34pm

I keep meaning to post here, and I finally found time, so here's mine...

To my BIL and SIL who got pregnant first try off b/c (AND announced this fact and where they conceived -- on the family lake vacation! -- to everyone)

Abby's Signature

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Registered: 03-21-2004
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 9:53am
Ok, I have another one. (LOVE this thread by the way)

To my best friend's cousin, who has a beautiful 2 year old daughter and (1) cheated on her husband with a drug dealer (2) started smoking crack (subsequently losing custody of the child) and (3) found out in rehab that she's 4 months PG with a seemingly fine baby. She m/c'd the twin but somehow one baby survived. BITE ME YOU B*TCH! I hope both of your kids are adopted by people who care (sadly, she'll probably get custody after rehab)

To AF. You always come when you're not wanted, and never come when you are. You're messy and painful. BITE ME!

And to my mom, who said, "well that's called a false pg" - NO, IT ISN'T!


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Registered: 10-24-2003
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 12:48pm
Well I have not felt the need to this till now. I must really grouchy.

To all thepeople that say/ask "are you pregnant yet?", "Are you still trying?" - BITE ME

To all the family members that say "we sure would like you to get pregnant" - BITE ME

To my cousin that just got married got pregnant within a month and to top it off they have no place to live and no jobs - BITE ME

To all the women out there that don't even know they are pregnant and were not even "trying" - BITE ME

Thanks I feel a litle better.


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Registered: 12-29-2003
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 12:52pm
Yet another...

To the girl who's having the abortion...and who just said to me "you aren't pregnant yet???"



PS To her again for being super fertile with sticky pregnancies that she terminates. BITE ME. And learn to use Birth control!

Stephanie, put that cigarette out!

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Kether Married to Dave (12-6-2003) Mom to Liam (1-23-2005)
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Registered: 10-10-2003
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 12:59pm
I hate to say this but to the well meaning friends (and family too) that either dismiss my m/c or think I'm ok by now (it's not even a week) BITE ME

To one of my dearest friends that goes on and on about how her newborn doesn't let her sleep BITE ME

To my other friend who complains that her newborn has a "newborn cry" and just wait I won't miss it BITE ME

To my friend that keeps telling me it's a blessing that they found the fibroids now that it would've caused me to m/c later ...hellllllllllloooooooo it did NOW and I'm in pain NOW...BITE ME ...somehow 3 months isn't "baby" enough for some people!

Please don't get me wrong, I truly love these people and I want them to try to help me but it's only ok IF I SAY IT!


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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 1:43pm

To my MIL who favors one of my children over the others. BITE ME REALLY HARD for making them feel inferior and causing sibling rivalry due to your insensitive and highly bit**y behavior!


    Lilypie Baby Days

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Registered: 04-14-2004
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 2:30pm
i have one!

miscarried yesterday

to my fiance' who finds out about my micarriage and says "at least now you wont ruin the summer"......BITE ME

and also to my fiance' who says he doesnt want to try for another for about a year or two $%^#&#&^%#*^%$*^%$*^%$*^ BITE ME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS ITS LIKE TO BE PREGNANT ONE SECOND AND NOT THE NEXT AND HAVE NO BABY TO SHOW FOR IT

sorry i really had to vent i didnt know where else to go

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Registered: 04-14-2004
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 3:15pm
oh i forgot one

to my sister who got pregnant on the first try both times and was upset that the last baby was due in april instead of jusne so she could take the whole summer on maternity leave
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Fri, 04-16-2004 - 5:22pm
To my so-called friend at work who is bone-idle and doesnt want me to get pg so that she has to work twice as hard whilst I am on maternity leave -BITE ME.

To my big sister - who never took to motherhood and went back to work 6wks after giving birth and still has no time for my gorgous niece but showers her with expensive gifts to make up for the fact that she hates being somebodys mother-BITE ME

TO AF - I hate you- I want to BITE YOU!


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Registered: 01-13-2004
Fri, 04-16-2004 - 6:38pm
To all of the tests that take SO long to come back when I am O once again with no results and thus left hanging. BITE ME.

To me who still wants to try this month to get pregnant because I am afraid of missing the three month opportunity to get pregnant right after a m/c even though I may have a clotting disorder and had two Downs babies last pregnancy. ME BITE ME.


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