The "BITE ME" Idea..

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Registered: 02-19-2004
The "BITE ME" Idea..
Thu, 04-01-2004 - 12:21pm
Since I put this down in waiting to test, I think alot of people are missing it.. I want to give those of you who might not have seen it a chance to respond.. It is a great way for all of us here TTC to get out a little frustration...

It goes something like this..

TO all the women who only have to buy one HPT, and not one everyother day.. BITE ME!!

or maybe

TO all 3 of my SIL who are pg and keep asking me "SO when are you going to have a baby..." BITE ME!!!! (I borrowed that one from laura or katie.. sorry.)

and last but not least

TO those who get to have sex like normal people, No temps, no legs in the air, no "GET HOME RIGHT NOW HONEY!!"... BITE ME!!!

So for anyone wanting to get some it out, don't hold back...




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Registered: 12-14-2004
Fri, 02-04-2005 - 9:53am

To the person who said, I just *know* you're going to be a Fertile Myrtle and get pg soon: BITE ME.

To the people who told me about all the people they know (second-hand of course) who got pg within 2 weeks of their m/c: BITE ME

As much as I love him and would take a bullet for him, I have to say...To my DH who has no idea what it's like to wait 70 DAYS for the first sign of AF and 2 phantom periods in the middle of it all: Yes, BITE ME, sweetie.

Feeling guilty for this one, b/c I do love her, but To my SIL who got pg by accident, hated being pregnant the whole time and made no attempt to appreciate the experience: BITE ME.

Yeah, that does feel good. In some twisted way, I am afraid of being too angry, b/c I don't know what to do with it. But this helps!


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Registered: 12-05-2004
Thu, 02-03-2005 - 11:38pm
THE WHOLE WORLD... except for you ladies...CAN BITE ME!

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Registered: 11-03-2004
Thu, 02-03-2005 - 8:57pm
My best friend just told me she's pg with #2 on the first month off BC pills. She goes "I wanted to tell you but didn't know how to tell you but I didn't want you to hear it from soemone else blah blah blah...." ahhhhhhh, you know what???? BITE ME!
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Registered: 09-03-2004
Fri, 12-17-2004 - 4:44pm
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Registered: 06-11-2003
Sun, 11-14-2004 - 6:29pm
What a great idea! So many of you have expressed my feelings exactly. Here's what I need to get off my chest right now . . .

To my pregnant SIL, who knows about my multiple m/c's and still has the nerve to say to me "so when are you and DH going to have another baby?" . . . BITE ME!!!

To my OTHER pregnant SIL who is due when I would have been due with my last little angel, who expects me to plan her entire baby shower and calls me at least once a week to say that I really should be working harder on planning the shower . . . BITE ME!!!

To my BIL, who upon finding out that he is having his first child, said he'll have his children all close in age and not space them out as far as I have (as if I planned the 3 m/c's I've had in the past year and a half) . . . BITE ME!!!

For all of the other insenstive people who seem to never think about how much their comments hurt . . . BITE ME BITE ME BITE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow that felt good!

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Registered: 05-08-2003
Sun, 11-14-2004 - 2:58pm
Can we get a "Halleluejah" from the congregation? Amen sister!!!

(I do pray you get to run the Universe, and when you do, could you make my CLH's SIL the FIRST to get sterilized for drinking when she was pg? So that she doesn't get to do it again for her next pg?).

Oh, and to the people who DIDN'T do their JOBS in properly assessing that she WAS drinking while pg, and instead just took her, her alcoholic husbands, and her alcoholic whole family's word for it, when they ALL LIED about it? BITE ME!!!

And while your at it, you can ALL bite (very softly) that sil's beautiful, thank GOD, (seemingly) healthy DD's little bum for NOT taking care of her while she was lying in a pool of her pathetic Mother's alcohol infused blood!

Oh, and to my CLH for telling me this morning, (on the phone while you were 2& 1/2 hours away from me with our DD in your care after I let you take her to your grandma's when NONE of your family DESERVES to see our DD), that your cousin (who has a two year old) is "PG and nine days away from giving birth AGAIN, she's HUGE"...

BITE ME, BITE ME, BITE ME, I love you, but BITE ME for NOT having the sensitivety to realize that I DON'T want to hear about ANYONE of your pathetic family being PG!!!

I have lost four babies in the past four years, can you please get it through your head that I need your EMOTIONAL SUPPORT???

So BITE ME babe, and do it SOFTLY...

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Registered: 06-30-2003
Sun, 11-14-2004 - 12:52pm
So many people who need to BITE ME, so little time!

Bite me, all you people who said, "why did you tell people you were pregnant so early?" After TTC for 2.5 years, I was a little excited about being pg. Freaking sue me! Oh yeah . . . and being on bedrest requires that you tell people why you can't work!

To all the people who have ever told me to relax and who will continue to tell me to relax until the day I actually give birth, BITE ME, you know-it-all-twits!

To all the people who have said, "there was probably something wrong with the baby," BITE ME, BITE ME, BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITE ME TILL I BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if there was something "wrong" with the baby, it still hurts that we lost him or her.

Bite me, you people who tell me, "You can always adopt." Yes, and you can always get a labotomy!

BITE MEEEEEEEEEEEE to my crap-ola insurance company who refused to pay for most of the tests my RE has done and who also refused to pay or the Prometrium he Rx'd while I was pregnant. You people suck!

To my friend who said, "Are you sure you want to have kids" after her child was running through a store knocking stuff off the shelves, I say BITE ME and while you're at it, hang up the cell phone and discipline your kid! He isn't acting up because he's "bad"--he's acting up because you haven't shown him how to act!!!

BITE ME to my friend who said, "I know exactly how you feel" and then in the same conversation, told me about a friend of hers who m/c'd at 4.5 weeks, saying "I don't know why she was so devastated." You don't know Jack.

Finally . . . (WARNING: this is especially nasty)

BITE ME to INFINITY to women who drink alcohol & use other drugs while they are pg and refuse to get help. Addiction is powerful, but take some freaking responsibility and get the help you need. Hey, all you pregnant, actively drug using women out there! You are truly the scum of the earth. If I ran the Universe, you would be forced to be sterilized.

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Registered: 08-13-2004
Sat, 11-13-2004 - 10:24am
Now that he has been officaly found guilty by a jury of his peers...For Scott P. who MURDERED his pregnant wife and son while the rest of us give so much for such a wonderful family...BITE ME HARD YOU SOB!!!!!!!! Rot in Hades!!!!


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Registered: 05-17-2003
Thu, 11-11-2004 - 10:27pm
Oh, I've got another one and its a bad one.

To Lisa from grade school that I met up with at my neighbor's father's funeral, thanks so much for such a nice response when you were forwarded my "update on me" e-mail. Not! After 22 years, I send the old crowd an update that took me three days to write, and you tell me in two terse lines that it was "too much information" and "goofy" too?

Well now, I remember exactly why I didn't go to my class reunions, thanks to you and your warm and kind response, you cold hearted, bitter, wart of a person. I was so excited to reunite with the old crowd, but now I see that it will be impossible, because there you sit in the middle of the old crowd, like a bruise on an apple. They won't invite me to group events at your exclusion, so I am on the outside looking in AGAIN. Thanks for excluding me again, 22 years later. I'd thought that those wounds had healed, but it turns out, all you have to do is rip off the bandage, and there they are.

I was really hoping you'd have changed, but I guess it's true, you can't polish a turd. You go ahead and BITE ME. Take a big bite, too, you look as though you could use a good meal.

And here's to the girl who suggested I get in touch with everyone via e-mail. Thanks for bringing back memories I wish I never had. BITE ME for your STUPID suggestion.

And most of all, to myself, for even writing that update, and wanting to try and be friends after all this time. BITE ME for being SO GULLIBLE and STUPID! And BITE ME for crying over it, too.

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Registered: 08-31-2004
Wed, 11-10-2004 - 3:34pm
Oh, this is going to be fun!!

To my SIL who has had 4 healthy, beautiful children within the past 6 years and seems to get pregnant if her husband even looks at her...BITE ME!

To the same SIL, who, after knowing I had a D&C just 2 weeks earlier, looked at me (while holding her 6-month-old baby) and said "Gosh, I'm SO glad I'm not going to be pregnant during the holidays this year!"....BITE ME, BITE ME, BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the MOTHER of the above-mentioned SIL who found about about my D&C and said "Oh, dear, how are you feeling? I heard you had a "little problem". Don't worry, everything happens for a reason.".......BITE ME HARD, HARDER, HARDEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy, that felt GREAT!!!!! Thanks!