... if you don't reply to each and every message you are sent on Facebook.
... if you get angry if someone takes away the ''phone pen''.
... if you skipped going out for your occasional being at home, doing nothing night.
... if your inbox has over 500 unread emails. They are mostly spam and newsletters anyway.
... if you really do prefer a glass of regular tap water to fancy filtered through volcanic residue water.
... if the only word you know in the french language is merci!
... if you have a junk drawer, or two, or seven....
... if you never read Sense and Sensibility, or Pride and Prejudice or any other book you are SUPPOSED to read.
... if you already know what color your wedding dress will be, how many ppl will attend the ceremony, what color the flowers will be and where everyone will be seated.
... if you have the memory of a goldfish.
... if you love watching WHAT NOT TO WEAR just to feel better about your sense of fashion.
... if you cannot remember your high school physics, or algebra or whatever subject you only studied to pass that class.
.... if people think you are DIFFERENT.
... if you refuse to leave the house on Friday the thirteenth(which was yesterday by the way)
... if you still have sweet dreams about your high school sweetheart :P
... if you think, deep down inside, that one day, Johnny Depp will see the light and know how madly in love you are with him.
... if you read your daily news in Yahoo and not The Times.
... if you cannot for the life of you see the baby on the pregnancy scan picture your best friend is showing you.
... if you still like to use crayons and playdough behind your kids' back.
... if the most exotic place you have been to is your local zoo..