I just want to vent a bit. I’m really tired of getting up somewhere between 4 and 5:30 in the morning to go have sex in “new and interesting places”. So far, we’ve had sex in the garage, in my car, in the laundry room, and in the kitchen. The only places that I really don’t like are the car and the garage. I’m not sixteen anymore, and the only reason I was having sex in cars at that age was because I couldn’t at home in my bed. And the garage is hot, humid, and there are bugs swarming everywhere. I indulge, but wonder why having sex in our very nice, soft, comfortable California king bed is “boring”. I mean, we have a nice chaise lounge in the bedroom.
Looking at this logically, the only thing that is really changing is the scenery. The sex we are having is almost exactly the same, regardless of the surroundings. What’s so romantic about the garage, or squished into the back of my car parked in the garage? Not to mention, that the positions required in the car and the garage are not good for my back. I’ve not said anything, because I don’t want to start a fire immediately after having put one out. I’m just a touch frustrated. If I’d known that the garage was going to be so erotic, I’d have spent less on my bed .