A friend of mine posted .... maybe I'm twisted but I laughed
"ATTENTION ......... Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF THE WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Ooopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh, and Have a nice day! :)"