Women have long been told men are simple. Communicate simply, feed 'em and f' em and it will all work out. Yet I continue to imagine I mustn't have read the fine print in the owner's manual. I treat men like I treat my girlfriends - with infinite patience, kindness and delicate communication.
Apparently, I should use a baseball bat instead.
Mr Smith called late last night and asked me if I was free on 1/28.