(and these are just in the last 24 hours)
Your husband says something sort of smart and you start to cry and refuse to finish making breakfast. Only to retreat to your shared bedroom, put on your make up and go back and make his stupid eggs.
Your husband is taking you to dinner (YAY!!) and you start getting ready hours in advance because you move slower than ever.
You decide to paint your toenails, but realize it's a silly effort because your toes look like sausages and your feet look like hoagie rolls.
You walk into your closet to pull out something "nicer than usual" to wear to dinner (DH is in a suit today - can't show up in a tank top and shorts...) and about lose it because you miss your cute clothes. You proceed to reach for the nearest "nice" maternity shirt and some black pants.
And then you curse outloud because it's all black and it's 100 degrees outside.
And that's my day so far....This could go on and on and on....