A fun thread that I thought I'd introduce.
My friends and I would often talk about what we call "Crazy Woman Moments". They are moments that only women can experience, and is usually out of the ordinary and, well, crazy. I remember one such instance during my senior year of high school some years back.
It was "that time of the month," a Monday (which made it about ten times worse) and I had got up for school. The bloating was absolutely unbearable and outrageous. I put on a pair of my favorite skinny jeans, but, of course, they didn't fit. I had a class presentation that day, so sweatpants were absolutely out of the question. So, I did the only thing that I could do; I decided to pull out a pair of pliers, got down on my living room floor, and managed to get those stubborn jeans zipped up with pliers! (No one was home at the time). I've also used a coat hangar one time to do the same. An easy remedy for an all-too-monthly occurence.
Only in womanhood.