My 9 year old is always cracking me up with his fancy choice of words and then like a bad mom, I forget to jot them down for memory! So I thought I'd start a thread here so we could have a place to share.
I have one from last night: We were playing the online game Wizard101 together and I had to leave to bring older DS somewhere. I asked him if he would finish up the boss for me. When I got home, I asked him how it went and he said it went great, followed by the statement "Oh, and I took the liberty of tending your (online) plants for you too!." Somethiing about hearing the phrase "I took the liberty of" coming out of a 9 year old just made me laugh!
My all-time favorite one was back from when he was 3 or 4 years old. He was crying and throwing a temper tantrum in his room and all of a sudden I hear: " Now my pants have fallen down, this is too much!"
Can't wait to hear some of yours!