lol Another stupid criminal story! A woman goes into Applebees and orders a drink. She gives the waitress her ID and the waitress calmly goes to the back and calls the police. Why? The gal gave her an ID that was stolen from the waitress two weeks earlier.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/applebees-waitress-stolen-id-drivers-license-154712609.html  "Imagine you're a waitress, out with friends on a night off, when you lose your wallet. Cash, credit cards, driver's license—all gone. Your bank later informs you that checks are being issued in your name.
It's a pain, but you carry on. Two weeks later, you're at work when four people walk in and sit in your section. They start ordering drinks. You ask to see their IDs. A woman in the group hands a driver's license to you. You look down, and it's yours."
You'd think the moron would have noticed the ID she handed the waitress looked suspiciously like the waitress.