I'm sitting here typing with my pinky finger all wrapped up. I just got back from the doctor's office with 5 stitches, a tetanus shot and antibiotics! I did a nice slice on my pinky using a slicer my neighbor loaned me, I guess that's another utensil that is banned from my kitchen. There is a reason I like my knives to be on the duller side, and I won't use the pricey, Japanese ones my inlaws gave us for Christmas a few years back. I'd for sure lose a finger with one of those.
Are you as clumsy as me when it comes to sharp implements? My dh won't let me use the hedge trimmer either ;)