In a previous fluff thread, I noted my interest in the royal baby was on a 5 or 6 (on a 1 to 10 slide scale). I'm going to have to knock that down to a 4, because, as it turns out, I really did NOT need to listen to an explanation of the royal cervix thinning, nor of mucous plugs or bloody show. Truly, I'm just not THAT interested in the royal birth.
Good Lord, when did we get to the point that bystanders share in more than "Hey, Baby's born! Look! Wrinkly!!" And we all go "awwwww!"