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Is there no limit to what reality stars will do for attention? If so, we haven't discovered it yet!
Fox is testing those limits once again with its newest reality special, Stars in Danger: The High Dive. Which stars are putting themselves through the perils of Olympic-style diving? Contestants include Real Housewives of Beverly Hills siblings Kim and Kyle Richards, Jersey Shore's Jenni "JWoww" Farley, NFL player Terrell Owens, former Baywatch cast members Alexandra Paul and David Chokachi, male pin-up Antonio Sabato Jr., and professional surfer Bethany Hamilton.
Based on an international series that originated in Germany, Stars in Danger: The High Dive places the reality stars in the kind of diving competition usually limited to professionals. Rather than years of intensive training, however, the celebs will get a "crash course" in the sport. Then they'll be judged, and a winner will be declared. It's like the Summer Olympics, if the athletes were totally unathletic and we'd all seen them drunk a million times!
The thing that has us most baffled, however, is the name of the show: not Celebrity High Dive or Reality Makes a Splash, but Stars in Danger: The High Dive. That implies that there are other "stars in danger" specials yet to come!
With that in mind, may we suggest a few?
Stars in Danger: Matadors
See D-list stars get into the ring to fight actual bulls! Will Scott Disick's major attitude and Teresa Giudice's table-flipping skills be enough to save them from the horns?
Stars in Danger: Mountain Climbing
Who will be the first reality star to scale the Alps? Kate Gosselin and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino both have a shot, but look out for avalanches!
Stars in Danger: Driving with Amanda Bynes
Getting behind the wheel is extra-dangerous with Amanda Bynes in the driver's seat! Will Donald Trump dare to join her for a lap around a Nascar track?
Stars in Danger: Extreme Modeling
Take all of Tyra Banks' needlessly dangerous Top Model photoshoots (posing in freezing cold water, with an angry snake, on top of a slippery waterfall...) to the next level. How about Kate Upton juggling flaming knives while wearing roller skates? (Don't forget to smize!)
Stars in Danger: Shopping at Walmart
Okay, so it might not be physically dangerous, but we can imagine celebs like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would be at risk of a panic attack if faced with the challenge of shopping on a budget.
Stars in Danger: The High Dive (the one that's actually real) airs Jan. 9 on Fox.