Happy Birthday to Me! Seriously, today is my birthday, and I can't imagine a better birthday present than my beloved show being back on regular television.
Things have been happening in Dillon. Tami Taylor is now the principal, there's a new hotshot freshman quarterback in Dillon vying for Saracen's spot, Smash is rehabilitating his busted knee, Tyra's college dreams are being dashed by her crappy new guidance counselor, and Julie wants an after school job. Now, am I forgetting anything? Hmmmm, anything? Oh, right, Lyla has traded Jesus in her heart for Tim Riggins in her pants!
Tami looks great in all her cute Hot for Principal fitted blazers and pencil skirts, but the job is a shitshow. There's barely any money for chalk, but Buddy Garrity is handing her personal checks to buy a Jumbotron for the football stadium and she's realizing that somehow her husband, the coach, has a new computer and air conditioning in his office while the rest of the teachers make do with sweating and abacus. It turns out that the new quarterback in town is there because his dad moved the whole family down from Dallas specifically so Coach Taylor could make his son great. Coach Taylor, it should not surprise you, does not take well to fancy Dallas talk about "greatness."
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