Photo Credit: Courtesy Awkward Family Photos; Cheezburger
Avoid Ridiculously Trendy Cuts
...unless you’re touring with A Flock of Seagulls.
Follow the Rule: "Less Is More"
We're totally down with the bold brow and bright makeup trends, but it's probably best to stick with powders and pencils, not Magic Markers.
Don’t Take Beauty Tips from Barbie
Even Honey Boo Boo and Mama June are scared of this family.
Use Heat-Protective Styling Products
Her hair's gotta be crunchier than a bag of Doritos.
Match Your Foundation to Your Skin Tone
We must admit, though, his application is flawless.
Aim for Touchable Tresses
We’re betting this retro ‘do could stop a bullet or a freight train.
Brighten Your Look with a Few Highlights
But remember: Clorox is not approved for hair-care use!
Always Read DIY Instructions Carefully
‘Fro no! We wanted Diana Ross, not Bob Ross!
Only Apply Makeup While Sober
Whoa, did they cast a new Joker?
Do Try Messy Fishtail Braids
Don’t do this.
Learn How to Use a Razor
Although it’s going to take more than a Lady BIC to get through this forest.
Color Your Locks with Caution
Carrot Top is so pissed right now.