Gabrielle Union swears up and down that she's not dating Jessica Biel's ex, Yankee superstar Derek Jeter. Which you know, totally means she is.
"Trust me, if I were dating Derek Jeter, I would hold my own personal press conference to announce it to the world," the Bring It On star told People. "I'm actually getting a little nervous about when our fake breakup is coming... My mom asked me if he was coming for Easter, I said, 'Mom! I barely know him."
Gaby, while we appreciate your candor, why draw all this attention to someone you're not dating?
I give these two two months to come out of the closet with their real relationship.