"They look so happy."
"She's the one."
"Oh, he'll marry this one."
Why did George Clooney and Sarah Larson's relationship go from all of those things above to Sudden Splitsville?
Well, E! News heard from a reliable source that George was tired of Sarah talking to the media about their relationship. He also felt that Sarah was using him as a stepping stone for her own career -- which didn't sit well with the actor.
"George is very protective of his private life," says the source. "He started feeling like she had spoken too much about the relationship. She wanted the fame. If he wanted to date an actress, he would. But he doesn't."
Sarah, who did interviews with People and Harper's Bazaar, was just your average Las Vegas cocktail waitress before George scooped her up and thwarted her into the limelight.
"It was never very serious," the source adds. "He would fly her into town, but she always was living in Vegas."
The insider says that George is now at his home in Italy, getting back to used to being a bachelor once again.
"He didn't dump her to be with someone else. He's just chillin' with his boys."
I swear, if George Clooney would date me, I would take a vow to never speak again. Come to think of it, that might make a lot of people happy...