It's happened! Something has topped the Kid Rock Waffle House arrest. Here's the gist of what led up to best comment EVER.
Long-haired "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" face man Fabio and movie star George Clooney were having dinner at the same restaurant. Someone at Fabio's table started snapping pictures (the dinner was with fans for charity, which is funny on its own), when George thought they were trying to photograph him and girlfriend Sarah Larson. George flipped Fabio's guests the bird, which caused Fabio to go over to George's table and, basically, tell him to get over himself. "The women and I were taking pictures of us together only. The women were not taking pictures of George. Out of courtesy, I even went over to George's table to explain that to him. I just feel badly that it ruined the night of these women who paid to support charity. I am thinking of something to make it up to them," Fabio told Access Hollywood. Sources say Fabio told George that he could teach him some manners, nasty words were exchanged between the two, and then there was some pushing. They had to be physically broken up.
Okay, here it comes. Fabio's manager, the man he pays to say things that will make him look good, told Access, and I quote, "Clooney started on ER and Fabio was going to send him back there." That may be the most ridiculously funny thing I've ever heard. And, by the way, I once saw Fabio, in the flesh, promoting something at my local Sam's Club. Swear to God. LOVE IT!!