Get Jessica Simpson a Date
Okay, so Nick and Jessica are done. That's old news. The latest scoop is that they didn't have a prenup, so things are gonna get a little nasty. Jess made $35 mill last year -- and in California you have to split all the martial assets 50-50 -- so she is going to be paying big for the split.
But all that is just side dish. I think what people are waiting for now is to see who Jessica hooks up with first. (You know Nick is going for the strippers and college chicks. No big surprise -- that's been his game for the last year.) So let's play matchmaker for Jess. Which celebrity do you think she should hook with? She's been linked to Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera, so you can see the type she's after as of late. She's hot for the bad boy with the whole grunge thing happening.
Post your picks for Jessica's new honey below, and I'll add some pictures of your suggestions as we go.
