Glitch: Slipping Off to Slide in Your Diaphragm Interrupts Your Focus
In movies, a discreet trip to the powder room before sex gives lovers extra time to fantasize about each other and rev up their engines. But in real life, the few minutes it takes to squirt contraceptive jelly into your diaphragm and scoot it up into your vagina is often just enough time to start buzzing with decidedly unsexy thoughts. Does the Honda need new brakes? Has the baseball carpool been arranged? Do I look fat?