Loved 'Go the F*ck to Sleep?' -- Here Are the Spin-Offs We Want to Read Next

It won’t even be out until this October, and already Adam Mansbach’s Go the F*ck to Sleep is the #1 bestselling book in Amazon’s Parenting & Families category. (Remember, kittens; we’re not reading this little gem to our kids, we’re merely enjoying it in secret, the way we do crazy monkey sex and that third glass of Chardonnay.) Seeing as profanity is so popular among parents, I’m thinking Mansback should be working on a whole series. Some possible titles:

How Many F*cking Times Do I Have to Tell You?

Please Stop F*cking With Your Brother

I'm Changing My F*cking Name

No, You Can’t Watch Any More F*cking TV

Because I F*cking Said So

Once those books are flying off the shelves, Mansbach could create a spinoff series for couples:

Roll the F*ck Over, You Sound Like a Freight Train

Thanks for the F*cking Blender

Give Me the F*cking Remote

We Just F*cking Did It Last Week

I don’t know about you guys, but I’d buy them all.

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