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Two mismatched pairs of gumshoes beg Blair for her sneaky, snatchy help in solving the mystery of Will van der Woodsen. In one corner you got Charles and Jennifer, who just want to save their stepmommy from a fate worse than Illness by figuring out the mysterious medicine... At least until their private agendas -- to ruin Blair's date with cute Cameron and escape back to DUMBO with her Daddy forever -- threaten to bring it all down.
On the other hand, Dan and Nate are worried that Serena's gone completely round the bend, given her idiotic belief that Rufus owns one quarter of the balls necessary to cheat on Lily in her own building. Meanwhile Eric just keeps asking whether or not his mother actually has cancer every six minutes like somebody put a nickel in him, and Rufus whines like he has never whined before.