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Twisty, turny, sad and scary! Thanksgiving really is the Chrismukkah of this show, which is in turn -- and especially this season -- the Chrismukkah of TV. So Eleanor Waldorf comes into town with some kind of terrible secret, and she and Blair spend most of the episode sniffing weirdly around each other before the pedestrian truth comes out -- Eleanor and Cyrus are moving away to join the burgeoning French Colony Of Blair's Parents We Already Wanted More Of, Not Less -- and a more wonderful secret is revealed: Dorota and Vanya are pregnant! I love blue-collar Eastern Bloc babies the most because they're good with their hands, and they've got strong backs.
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