Gossip Girl Recap: None Of Us Were Angels

Wow. All sorts of amazing wonders! As much as I ended up liking last week's episode after a week with it, this one just proves what a weird shape last week's needed to be. So much of last week was setup that it's like a prologue -- a quick fumble on the jitney, if you will -- before the real premiere, which was jam-packed tightly with crazy. From the top:
Wow. All sorts of amazing wonders! As much as I ended up liking last week's episode after a week with it, this one just proves what a weird shape last week's needed to be. So much of last week was setup that it's like a prologue -- a quick fumble on the jitney, if you will -- before the real premiere, which was jam-packed tightly with crazy. From the top:

(Columbia) Bree Buckley's face is less pointy this week, but Nate not only has razor burn from hell but some kind of horrible rash that is very distracting. Maybe she gave him scabies. Anyway, they try to live together in her parents' apartment for several days in order to burn through their relationship as quickly as possible -- think Hotel New Hampshire without the incest -- and end up forging all kinds of amazing romantic bonds and shit. Frankly, between the rash and the endless mushmouth love talk they could have planned a bank heist somewhere in there. Any case, it seems likely that the storyline is going to heat up pretty soon and we'll get him back on our show.

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