Frank Ockenfels
SO GOOD! This is such quality television! Okay, so the big big news you've already heard is that the threesome was the odds-on favorite: Dan, Olivia and Vanessa. All those "freshman experimentation" anvils were not dropped in vain. But what you might not be expecting is how realistic and pretty great the whole thing was when it went down. I mean, the setup is lame -- a "15 Things You Have To Do In College" list, a drunken gigglefest -- but exactly and perfectly college lame. Remember Purity Tests? Like that.
So that happens, after Olivia is notified that Endless Knights IV is a go, and she can't back out of it. Dan and Vanessa decide she needs to cram a whole year's worth of stupidity into one night, which they do, and then home to what could have been weave-sweating nasty but ends up being sort of delicate and sweet and scary and daring. I am so glad they pulled it off, and can't wait for the fallout next week, after we learn that the movie's not happening after all. Plus, hottie nerd is back, so bonus.
