'Gossip Girl' Recap: When You're Here, You're Almost Family!

Well, Blair and Chuck are still on the outs, but that doesn't stop him from coming to the Waldorfs' -- where I guess everybody in the entire Upper East Side now lives -- to throw Dorota and Vanya a big shotgun wedding. Which is sweet, but devolves out of Dorota being annoying in like ten new ways, and then everybody being annoying and patronizing as usual toward her, but at least Cyrus Rose is back.

He tells Eleanor to stop treating Dorota like a favored pet and start treating her like family, which has the desired effect but also makes Eleanor realize on some level that she broke Blair as a child. Blair's not convinced, although a discussion with Dan Humphrey about how horrific and soulless she is does the trick. 

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