Gwyneth Paltrow to Torture Another Child
That Gwyneth Paltrow needs a stern talking to.
The beautiful, fashionable, intelligent mother of little Apple Martin is going to cause yet another innocent child to seek therapy. Rumor has it, she plans to name her next bundle of joy -- a boy, who is due this spring -- Capone.
Yup, as in bada-bing, bada-bang, bada-bad name.
Gwynnie can't take all the blame for her bad-naming skills. Her husband, Chris Martin, is equally at fault. In fact, Gwyn is said to have allowed Chris to pick Capone. He reportedly selected the name because he thinks it "has character."
Yes, it does have character -- on the Sopranos or in the Godfather.
Suggest better names for Chris and Gwynnie's baby here.
