Heath & Michelle: Tying the Knot?
After the ridiculousness which was Pam Anderson and Kid Rock's marriage, I'm so down on celebrity marriages. It seems like none of these nincompoops take their vows seriously – it's nothing more than an excuse to slip into a white bikini and sip Cristal -- which is unfortunate when there are people fighting for the legal right to marry in the first place. But that's a different rant.
One celebrity couple I'm holding out hope for are Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger, who I became mildly obsessed with last year during award show season. They are super cute. Anyway, they're also reportedly thisclose to exchanging vows. Page Six reports that last week they were seen picking up a marriage license in Brooklyn, where they live with their baby girl, Matilda.
Don't expect a big TomKat style for these two, who met on the set of their hit Brokeback Mountain. They try to live out of the spotlight as much as possible... unlike, say, Britney "I Stopped Wearing Panties" Spears and Paris Hilton.
