Daily Blabber: Heather Mills' Split Ends

Heidi Montag's music video debut tanks, and Victoria Beckham is always ready for her close-up. Plus, Heather Mills becomes Paul McCartney's latest charity case.

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So here's the dilly:

According to Perezhilton.com, Z-list schmactress Bai Ling got busted at LAX for allegedly stealing two celeb magazines and a pack of batteries from one of the terminal gift shops. Total value of items? A whopping sixteen Bucks. Ling was placed under citizen's arrest by a shop employee. Subsequently, airport police schlepped a crying and crazed Ling down to the station where she was booked for theft. Maybe she just forgot to pay? A court date has been set for March 5th.

Meantime, according to the New York Post, Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills have settled their divorce differences. Apparently Model Mills chief complaint against the Wings frontman is that her reputation is so tarnished as a result of all the bad pub following their dirty divorce that she can't raise any money for charity and wants him to make up the diff. Clearly the broad's too lazy to go Jolie-Pitt and turn her reputation around herself. I mean, remember when Angelina made out with her brother at the Oscars? Now look at her. Meantime, the Post reports, Mills was eventually awarded over 100 million dollars. For four years...

Speaking of bad behavior, Us Magazine reports that Posh Spice threw a Faye-Dunaway style hissy fit at the Ritz when she was NOT followed by paparazzi. According to Us, Mrs. Beckham was overheard complaining LOUDLY in the lobby to the tune of, "Where are the photographers, I want them alerted that I'm here." If only Posh watched the Blabber. Then she would know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the only way to have the paps hot on your fanny is to hop on the slippery slope to Promises or Le Cirque Lodge. What I wanna know is when will some pap have the changs to fake an addiction so he can get into one of those joints and snap some SNAPS? For real for real.

And finally, much as I thought I would never utter this name on the Blab tip, Heidi Montag is mad miffed about the world's reaction to the "video" she and her BF Spencer Pratt shot on the beach in Malibu-bu. In fact, according to Us Mag, the reality bot was quoted as saying that she cried herself to sleep after all the "cruel and hurtful things" strangers said about a video that has quote "made more impact than any music video has in years." Feel that fact. Also feel this, Heidi, I hear ya. Somewhere out there there's a girl named Cyn who thinks I have bad clothes, bad eyebrows and w wrinkled forehead. Another girl thinks my head is too big for my body and I look like a man and another being who thinks I should eat poo. Yes. Poo.

See you tomorrow. Until then, check out the Daily Blabber blog for more amazing celebrity gossip. Or stay right here for more Daily Blabber TV. I'm Emily Stone. Smells ya.

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