I know, I know. Why won't they just go away?
Heidi Montag is, once again, on the cover of the new Us Weekly (seriously, what does she have on Editor-in-Chief Janice Min?) and, this time, she's saying that she's "Ready to Say 'I Do'" to the terrible Spencer Pratt. There's no doubt that these two deserve each other, or as Heidi likes to spin it, they are "soulmates."
Anyway, the reason why I'm even bringing this to your attention is because of how hysterically funny the story is behind The Hills stars' re-engagement. Supposedly the couple went away together on a "secret" trip to Mexico, where Spencer was able to convince Heidi to marry him, after they read from the Bible together!
"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife,'" Spencer told the mag.
Are you sure, Spence? Are you positive she didn't have a copy of Cosmopolitan pasted inside the cover of the Bible? And I wonder how many photographers were invited on this religious retreat. I just can't deal with these two.