They day has come when we can possibly stop talking about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and all of their weddings.
The reality TV couple tied the knot -- for real -- Saturday night in Pasadena. Speidi said their vows at Westminster Presbyterian Church, in front of over 200 guests. Some big names in attendance were Perez Hilton, The Hills cohorts Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado, Audrina Patridge, Justin Bobby, Lo Bosworth and Laguna Beach alum Kristin Cavallari.
And then hell froze over, and Heidi and Spencer's biggest frenemy, Lauren Conrad, showed -- but only for a bit, before hurrying out of the church after the ceremony.
Of course The Hills peeps got every sickeningly sweet moment on film and we'll be sure to see it for years to come on countless reality TV specials. Good thing Heidi was decked out in nearly $1 million worth of Neil Lane jewels and a white Monique Lhuiller wedding gown.
Oh, and in case you think there wasn't enough Speidi cheese for their big day, have no fear, there were skywriters writing "Spencer Loves Heidi" overhead.
If I write "Please, no more!" in the sky, will they go away now?